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Post by Sakura on Feb 14, 2009 23:49:56 GMT -8
Sakura: As this is completely random... it's in script form. [grins] Also, bring anyone or anything, it as said before, is completely random.
Zaris: Do I want to know why you're suddenly giving some insane introduction... while we're walking down the street!?!
Sakura: It's random. [shrugs] At any rate, I'm bored and I want to talk to someone... even if it's some death god who goes nuts over chocolate and anime.
Zaris: .... are you insulting me mortal?
Sakura: Funny, you can tell?
Zaris: [glares]
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Post by *ShinyKitty* on Feb 15, 2009 0:31:07 GMT -8
Kris: [suddenly apperes behind Sakura] And since this is random, I can now teleport!!! And because I'm not original in any way possible [lies], I am copying you're idea of skripting!
Osai: [apperes in a puff of sparckels] What the f**k?! How'd I get here?! [looks at the two girls and the--thing] And who are you?!
Kris: Let me explain--
Random person #1 (RP1): No, let's not! [shoots Kris in the head and runs into a portal]
Osai: And for some odd reason, everything has been made clear...
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Post by Sakura on Feb 15, 2009 11:03:12 GMT -8
Sakura: [gasps before glaring at Zaris] Did you do that!?!
Zaris: Human, was I the one who shot her? No. [glares back]
Sakura: You have your deathnote clearly out! I'm taking that away from you! [grabs before going over to Kris] My poor poor poor... [takes a deep breath before continuing] poor poor--
Zaris: Oh just get on with it! [attempts to take the deathnote back]
Sakura: [whacks Zaris away with the deathnote] ---poor poor poor friend! To have been killed so simply!!! ... Wait, I know! [grabs a phoenix down out of some book pocket of the deathnote and throws it at Kris] LIVE!! LIVE!! I COMMAND THEE TO LIVE!!
Roxas: [walks around the corner and takes one look before abruptly turning around to leave] God... I'm not walking into that mess. [walks quickly away]
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Post by *ShinyKitty* on Feb 15, 2009 14:07:05 GMT -8
Kris: [sits up and catches pheonix.] God! First, people still can't realize that I'm a vampire and can't die by a f**k**g bullet through the head?! And what's this? [holds up pheonix] What's a f**k**g bird going to do? Peak me in the head until I finally wake up?!
Osai: [tries to sneek away]
Kris: [glares at Osai] I don't think so. [throws phoenix at him, which peaks his head until he falls to the ground] So, that's what it's for... [suddenly hears a noise behind her] OMFG! IT'S ROXASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Axel: [appeares from darkness] SQEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [skips fastly at Roxas] MIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sakura on Feb 15, 2009 14:38:03 GMT -8
Roxas: [eyes widen] Oh hell no! [throws a dictionary at him before running off] I don't belong to anyone crazy pyromaniac!
Sakura: Well... that was random, but hey it's what goes on here! [flips open the deathnote and sees Kris' name] Oh, so Zaris did try to kill you... wonder why she did that for...
Zaris: .... [goes off to find Ryuk to try borrow his deathnote]
Sakura: [shrugs and abruptly sits down where a table with chairs and a tea cup along with a whole bunch of other things appear on the table] Hm... tea.... yum...
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Post by *ShinyKitty* on Feb 15, 2009 17:34:15 GMT -8
Kris: It's tea time already? [checks watch] I thought it was random dancing time...[shrugs] Oh well! [sits on an invisible chair, sipping invisible tea and eating invisible corsonts]
Osai: [wakes up, confused more then ever] Hey Deathgod thing! Can you kill me now! Since this is probably just a dream...
Kris: Aw, yes. But you see, if this was a dream, you'd--
RP2: We'd all sparkle and throw up rainbows!!!!!!!!!!!
Kris: Yes, we'd all--Wait, what the f**k!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
RP2: [turns into a vampire hunter and shoots Kris with a stack through the heart, then runs away laughing, and jumps off a bridge that just so happened to be there...]
Osai: WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE?!?!?!?!!? I WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED TO DIE!?!?!?!?!?!!?
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Post by Sakura on Feb 15, 2009 18:18:25 GMT -8
Midori: [flies in as a hawk before shifting back into her human form as she lands] You make it sound like you're not sure you want to die. [raises an eyebrow at Osai]
Sakura: [looks at the dead RP2 boredly] You know I wonder where these guys keep coming from...
Celestia: [walks around the corner and stares at Kris] What an eyesore... [looks coldly about and grabs the wandering phoenix before throwing it at Kris]
Sakura: Oh, Celestia, what are you doing here? I haven't seen you in forever! [runs toward her and attempts to glomp her]
Celestia: [steps aside and watches Sakura fall flat on her face] There was a reason for that.
Sakura: [sits up and looks sad] Aw! Celestia is being mean!
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Post by purplefoxyofdoom on Feb 15, 2009 20:56:32 GMT -8
Kira: [walks in on tea perty, eyebrows raised] Umm, what is going on here.
Kaiyo: [grinning madly] And why wasn't I invited? It's about time we had a party around here. [starts to spike everyone's drinks when they're not looking]
Hikaru: [walks in from nowhere] Ah, it's a tea party. [changes into appropriate tea-time clothes] Now, I'm ready. [in a british accent] How's the weather lately. quite balmy, I think. [sips tea] Oh, this has an odd taste...
Kaiyo: [hides bottle of booze]
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Post by Sakura on Feb 15, 2009 21:07:49 GMT -8
Sakura: Ah, Hikaru!! Where's Kaoru? And what do you mean it tastes funny? Let me have it! [grabs his cup and drinks it] Oh... you're right... tastes funny.....
Celestia: [walks over and takes a whiff of the tea before looking at Kaiyo] Do I assume that you were the one to spike it?
Midori: You shouldn't assume, it does after all, have the chance to bite you in the rear.
Celestia: No one asked you. [glares at her]
Midori: Don't really care. [glares back]
Sakura: Guys... guys... [grins and has another cup of tea in her hands] Don't fight, it's not that good... you know? Right... Hikaru? [grins at him]
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Post by *ShinyKitty* on Feb 16, 2009 14:29:30 GMT -8
Kris: [stands up like nothing happened] So, what I miss? Osai: [waving arms in air] You have a f**k**g stack sticking out of you!!!!!!!!!! And how are you not dead!?!?!? Kris: [looks down at stack, pulling it out] Well, first this stack is well done, and even though I'm a vegitarian, meat won't kill me. Osai: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? [punches self] WHY WON'T I WAKE UP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Kris: [grabs cup of tea, spiking it even more] Here. Drink this and you'll actually fit in. [hands him cup] Osai: [drinks it, expecting to finially wake up] God, that's good-- Hey there foxy-ass. [slaps Kaiyo's butt] 'Ow 'bout you and me have some fun?
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Post by Sakura on Feb 16, 2009 14:44:09 GMT -8
Midori: [groans slightly] Great, now you've gotten the weird guy drunk. This is way too much for me.
Celestia: Too much? Perhaps you should leave then, your presence is not at all wanted. [smirks]
Midori: You are a insane--
Sakura: [tackles Midori in a hug and forces her to hold a tea cup] Midori! Have a drink! [giggles]
Midori: Why would I want to drink anything that's obviously spiked? And for that matter, a shapeshifter like me doesn't easily get drunk off a little alcohol! [shoves the drink away]
Sakura: Aw, that's a real shame!
Celestia: [glares at everyone before sitting down on a bench and pulls out a book to read in an attempt to ignore everyone]
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Post by purplefoxyofdoom on Feb 16, 2009 20:40:35 GMT -8
Kaiyo: [glares at Osai and Celestia] Midori's right. You shouldn't assume things. [punches Celestia in the face before walking over to Midori] As for you. If a little alcohol doesn't get you drunk, have some more! [shoves a bottle into her hands] CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!
Kira: [facepalm] Why is she here?
Hikaru: [still in a british accent] The tea is unexceptional. Actually quite an odd taste for tea. [looks at his cup which is full of vodka]
Kaiyo: [turning to Hikaru] CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!
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Post by Sakura on Feb 16, 2009 20:49:51 GMT -8
Celestia: [glares murderously at Kaiyo before standing up] Don't hit me fox girl! [forms several ice needles in the air and throws them at her]
Midori: Great, a whole freaking battlefield with that girl! And no I don't want the whole stinking bottle of booze either! [throws it to the ground where it surprisingly does not break]
Sakura: No, not my darling Hikaru! Don't drink it! [comes over and suddenly takes the cup from him] Because I want it! [grins rather insanely]
Roxas: [jumps out of a nearby first story window and walks over to stand near Kira] Tell me why this place has suddenly become a hot spot for everyone to appear? [looks around nervously incase Axel decides to come back]
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Post by purplefoxyofdoom on Feb 16, 2009 20:57:48 GMT -8
Kaiyo: [ducks] I'm not that hard to get rid of! If I can steal priceless works of art, I can take you!
Kira [facepalm] Why on earth was she ever created?
Kaiyo: because I'm awesome.
Hikaru: [still british] right right, jolly on the spot aren't you? [he has a little british mustache]
kira: [to Roxy] because it's a magic place of randomness. HEY THERE'S A CAR ABOUT TO RUN US OVER. [jumps into the grass]
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Post by Sakura on Feb 16, 2009 21:07:17 GMT -8
Celestia: Can you now? Pieces of art that probably were not guarded very well! [makes the whole surrounding area covered in ice along with the approaching car]
Midori: At least the ice queen is good for one thing. [snorts]
Celestia: [glares and sends a dagger her way]
Midori: Hey, I never said I wanted a piece of this freaking fight! [dodges and draws a sword] But if you're gonna include me, I'll just finish it!
Sakura: Hika~ru, you look weird! [giggles insanely]
Roxas: Like that makes any sense... [glances at Sakura] God, if Riku came here to see this mess... no idea what he would say...
Sakura: He'd join me in the land of angry unicorns and fluffy rocks! [leans on Hikaru while giggling]
Roxas: I think I'm going home.... [turns around in an attempt to go home]
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