Post by Sakura on Feb 17, 2009 22:26:50 GMT -8
A friend of mine and I wrote this.... it's incredibly stupid, so read it if you care for either thinking how stupid it is or for a laugh.
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It was a dark and stormy night.
Outside was a little girl.
This little girl's name was Sasuke... kidding, her name was really Sakura. Hm, I guess she wasn't a little girl after all.
Anyhow, Sakura was sitting at a table with her pink hair all drenched and wet from the rain. Why was she sitting there? Well, that was because all the restaurants kicked her out. Something about pink hair being too punkish.
So, there she was. Sitting there all miserable-like. Then, out of the blue the rain stopped and a gigantic snowball fell on her head.
Then another one fell.
And another.
Yes, another one.
Wow, someone doesn't like her do they?
Youch, someone really doesn't like her!
The view is switched to the top of the building where two girls are sitting with a snow machine beside them.
"What we're doing is perfectly justified right Kelsey?" one of the girls asked. Her hair was long and black with red streaks and there was a mischievous grin on her face.
"I'm sure it is." The other girl grinned. "Now ...let’s try shooting flaming snowballs."
"Wouldn't that be contradictory though?" the first girl whose name was Sakura asked. "Oh well, she has the same name as mine. Let's do it!"
She grinned and loaded up the machine with the ingredients required to make snow. Then when it was finished, she placed that fire breathing lizard from that one show that had a 'mon' ending sound to it. The snowball lit on fire and was launched.
The pink haired girl, who shared a name with the girl who launched the flame snowball, looked up to see a flaming snowball coming her way. Shrieking shrilly she jumped out of the way. "Who did that!" she shouted.
"What next Kerushi?" Sakura asked.
"Curses! She dodged it!" Kerushi observed the flaming ground around the pink-haired female.
"We must do something drastic. After all, we need to keep your name as yours, Sakura. No imposters." She held up her fist for dramatic effect. "We should.... catch her in a pokeball..?"
"A pokeball? Sure, let's go for it!" Sakura shouted in glee. "Whoops." Sakura looked down to see that the pink-haired Sakura was looking up.
"Who the heck are you!" she shouted. The writer, annoyed at having to write the same name with two different people, dubbed the pink-haired Sakura; the annoyance.
"We? We are the people who torture those who we wanna torture!" Sakura shouted. She grabbed a pokeball out of nowhere and threw it at her. "Go pokeball! Darn, my aim was off!"
Everyone watched as the pokeball flew in some direction. Almost as if in slow-motion, the pokeball hit someone who had just came out of a restaurant. The red beam shot out of the pokeball and captured the person. Apparently, the pokeball was a master ball as the pokeball stilled immediately.
"No! Sasuke!" the annoyance yelled.
"Wrong Pink-Head," Sakura said. "That was Itachi. Wow, the thing actually worked!"
Kelsey smiled. "I knew it! Logic need not apply here~" She threw her arms up in the air and spun around.
"What-- ITACHI? That's not in my Pokedex!" A boy with black hair and a backwards cap ran in, snatching up the pokeball. "It must be a new species! Score!" The boy released the human from the pokeball. "I wonder what kind of attacks he has..."
"Ne, Kerushi? Do you think we should stop him before Itachi goes and kills him?" Sakura asked. She glanced down then kept staring as Itachi used his sharingan on the boy. "Ouch, oh well, the boy's a goner. So, who next? I mean, we've basically tortured the imposter already, and Itachi is going to be tortured because he's in a pokeball, so who?"
"Hmmm..." The girl paused, attempting to look thoughtful. "I vote for the next person to walk around the corner!"
Suddenly, a person entered the area. OMG! It was—
"Ohh, Tamaki-dono!" Sakura shouted.
Said person looked up and waved.
Sakura grinned and grabbed something from her basket. "Bombs away to The Lord Who Is Overly Dramatic!"
She then threw eggs at him, and Tamaki without a chance to dodge, was splattered.
"Bull's eye!" she said with making a triumphant fist motion.
Kerushi started to spaz. "SAKURA! You can't hit TAMAKI with stuff! He'll go live in his corner of woe for a month!" But then something caught her eye. The girl attempted to drop a cake on Kyouya's head unnoticed.
"Oh, he'll survive," she said with a grin. What she said next was whispered. "Kyouya though, I think he might just go past the Corner of Woe, and attempt to kill you or something to that extent."
"Grr, you'll pay for those things you did!" the imposter yelled.
Sakura looked over where the stair was and saw the annoyance. "Great, she came. Should we go with Crazy 6A or Crazy 6B?"
"S-s-six B." Kerushi said, as she back off from the murderous Kyouya who had followed Pinky onto the roof.
"Y-yeah! That would be grab our stuff and get away from here like ninjas!" Sakura shouted before proceeding with the plan. To distract them, she threw another cake at them, that one she had been saving for dessert later on. "Oh what a waste, you owe me a chocolate cheesecake Kyouya! Oh, and you too pinky!"
"FLEEEEEEE~!" And so they did.
"Well, that was fun, until they started attacking us. We've gotta find a way to get them without getting ourselves potentially hurt," Sakura thought for a bit before coming up with an answer. "What about blackmail? I bet we can find loads."
"I'm sure we could. Too bad we can't blackmail them with fanart. There's LOADS of incriminating stuff online."
"I know, but we can probably find stuff just by looking around. Oh well, right now, I've got an appointment with some heartless. They're wanting a group photo shoot." Sakura said while grabbing her camera.
"Ooooh, a heartless photo shoot? Sweetness." Kelsey started to climb a wall. "I have to go make a movie- I'm filming people in their natural habitats. It's a nice way of saying stalking. : D"
~~~
Sakura came back to the Usual Spot and went over to her computer. She hooked her camera up to the computer and put in all the recent pictures she took. Fuuun.
Her friend came back, and Sakura swiveled around in her chair to look at her. "So, how was the 'movie'?" she asked.
"Very interesting. Did you know that Riku runs away from rubber mice?" Kelsey sat down by her friend. "Soooo, how'd the pictures go?"
"Cool though. I mean I never thought Riku would be one for having a fear of rubber mice," Sakura said snickering.
"About the photo shoot, it was boring until the Nobodies crashed it. Then, it was fun. I got some pictures of various heartless and nobodies. There was even a pair of them doing Romeo and Juliet! Then, there were some doing inappropriate things. My camera was on rapid take, or something like that and accidentally took it. Do you think I should delete it?" she asked blushing very lightly.
Kelsey leaned over. "I wanna see..."
"Here," Sakura said pushing away from the computer to allow Kelsey more room to look. "Hm, maybe we should send a copy of these to Xemnas? The guy seems to be deprived in that cell of his. Who knows? Maybe these pictures will cheer him up."
"That might help. But they need a bit of tweaking first." Kelsey looked around on the desktop. "Have any image editing programs?"
"Will Photoshop work?" Sakura asked minimizing the current program to show the desktop with all the icons.
"Ch'yeah." Kelsey giggled.
"Okay then. Witness my spectacular skill with Photoshop as I manipulate these photos!" Sakura exclaimed before lifting the wireless mouse and went and manipulated the photos in the manner that Light would write down the names of the people he killed. "Ugh, I wonder how he can stand doing that? It's an entirely loony action." She put the mouse down, and saved the file.
"Well, we'll send this along with the other stuff later. What should we do now?" Sakura asked.
Kelsey was sprawled across the floor. "Mmm, I'm kinda hungry. You wanna go down to that bakery and buy more of those cakes we like throwing so much?"
"Sure! Wait, let me get my disguise on. That lady last time said that if I ever stepped foot in her bakery again, she was going to shishkabob me," Sakura said with a devious grin before jumping into her closet and coming out a second or two later with a clever disguise on. Her outfit consisted of one that made her look like Ed. It also helped that she was short enough too. Wait, she was average sized, not short. Never short. A yellow wig with a braid and presto! A girl version of Ed, the perfect disguise!
"Um, hey, Sakura, isn't the point of a disguise to ...not stand out..?" Kelsey trailed off sheepishly, trying her best to point out to her friend that the bright yellow wig was downright weird, without being blunt.
"Well, that is true. Hm, I'll put these on as well then!" Sakura shouted taking out a dark sunglasses and putting it on her. Although it didn't seem to help much, it she thought, was enough.
"Plus, the lady is absolutely in love with Ed, so wearing this disguise will help me get free cakes!" Sakura pointed out with a wink.
"Oh yeeeaaah. She IS." Kelsey gave a grin. "Should I dress up too?"
"Go for it! Hm, I wonder what other anime character is her favorite. I mean, if we can't fool her, I can always use Plan C," Sakura said with a happy grin.
"..You could go in and ask her, I guess." Kelsey paused. "..Wait, what's plan C?
"
Sakura grinned mischievously. "Plan C is where we steal what cakes we can and make off like the Phantom Thief Dark! Which reminds me. That's who her other favorite character is. Dark!"
She looked around her closet and found a wig that looked very much like Dark's hairstyle. "Okay, we have the wig, now to find an outfit..."
To Be Continued..... unlikely
-----
It was a dark and stormy night.
Outside was a little girl.
This little girl's name was Sasuke... kidding, her name was really Sakura. Hm, I guess she wasn't a little girl after all.
Anyhow, Sakura was sitting at a table with her pink hair all drenched and wet from the rain. Why was she sitting there? Well, that was because all the restaurants kicked her out. Something about pink hair being too punkish.
So, there she was. Sitting there all miserable-like. Then, out of the blue the rain stopped and a gigantic snowball fell on her head.
Then another one fell.
And another.
Yes, another one.
Wow, someone doesn't like her do they?
Youch, someone really doesn't like her!
The view is switched to the top of the building where two girls are sitting with a snow machine beside them.
"What we're doing is perfectly justified right Kelsey?" one of the girls asked. Her hair was long and black with red streaks and there was a mischievous grin on her face.
"I'm sure it is." The other girl grinned. "Now ...let’s try shooting flaming snowballs."
"Wouldn't that be contradictory though?" the first girl whose name was Sakura asked. "Oh well, she has the same name as mine. Let's do it!"
She grinned and loaded up the machine with the ingredients required to make snow. Then when it was finished, she placed that fire breathing lizard from that one show that had a 'mon' ending sound to it. The snowball lit on fire and was launched.
The pink haired girl, who shared a name with the girl who launched the flame snowball, looked up to see a flaming snowball coming her way. Shrieking shrilly she jumped out of the way. "Who did that!" she shouted.
"What next Kerushi?" Sakura asked.
"Curses! She dodged it!" Kerushi observed the flaming ground around the pink-haired female.
"We must do something drastic. After all, we need to keep your name as yours, Sakura. No imposters." She held up her fist for dramatic effect. "We should.... catch her in a pokeball..?"
"A pokeball? Sure, let's go for it!" Sakura shouted in glee. "Whoops." Sakura looked down to see that the pink-haired Sakura was looking up.
"Who the heck are you!" she shouted. The writer, annoyed at having to write the same name with two different people, dubbed the pink-haired Sakura; the annoyance.
"We? We are the people who torture those who we wanna torture!" Sakura shouted. She grabbed a pokeball out of nowhere and threw it at her. "Go pokeball! Darn, my aim was off!"
Everyone watched as the pokeball flew in some direction. Almost as if in slow-motion, the pokeball hit someone who had just came out of a restaurant. The red beam shot out of the pokeball and captured the person. Apparently, the pokeball was a master ball as the pokeball stilled immediately.
"No! Sasuke!" the annoyance yelled.
"Wrong Pink-Head," Sakura said. "That was Itachi. Wow, the thing actually worked!"
Kelsey smiled. "I knew it! Logic need not apply here~" She threw her arms up in the air and spun around.
"What-- ITACHI? That's not in my Pokedex!" A boy with black hair and a backwards cap ran in, snatching up the pokeball. "It must be a new species! Score!" The boy released the human from the pokeball. "I wonder what kind of attacks he has..."
"Ne, Kerushi? Do you think we should stop him before Itachi goes and kills him?" Sakura asked. She glanced down then kept staring as Itachi used his sharingan on the boy. "Ouch, oh well, the boy's a goner. So, who next? I mean, we've basically tortured the imposter already, and Itachi is going to be tortured because he's in a pokeball, so who?"
"Hmmm..." The girl paused, attempting to look thoughtful. "I vote for the next person to walk around the corner!"
Suddenly, a person entered the area. OMG! It was—
"Ohh, Tamaki-dono!" Sakura shouted.
Said person looked up and waved.
Sakura grinned and grabbed something from her basket. "Bombs away to The Lord Who Is Overly Dramatic!"
She then threw eggs at him, and Tamaki without a chance to dodge, was splattered.
"Bull's eye!" she said with making a triumphant fist motion.
Kerushi started to spaz. "SAKURA! You can't hit TAMAKI with stuff! He'll go live in his corner of woe for a month!" But then something caught her eye. The girl attempted to drop a cake on Kyouya's head unnoticed.
"Oh, he'll survive," she said with a grin. What she said next was whispered. "Kyouya though, I think he might just go past the Corner of Woe, and attempt to kill you or something to that extent."
"Grr, you'll pay for those things you did!" the imposter yelled.
Sakura looked over where the stair was and saw the annoyance. "Great, she came. Should we go with Crazy 6A or Crazy 6B?"
"S-s-six B." Kerushi said, as she back off from the murderous Kyouya who had followed Pinky onto the roof.
"Y-yeah! That would be grab our stuff and get away from here like ninjas!" Sakura shouted before proceeding with the plan. To distract them, she threw another cake at them, that one she had been saving for dessert later on. "Oh what a waste, you owe me a chocolate cheesecake Kyouya! Oh, and you too pinky!"
"FLEEEEEEE~!" And so they did.
"Well, that was fun, until they started attacking us. We've gotta find a way to get them without getting ourselves potentially hurt," Sakura thought for a bit before coming up with an answer. "What about blackmail? I bet we can find loads."
"I'm sure we could. Too bad we can't blackmail them with fanart. There's LOADS of incriminating stuff online."
"I know, but we can probably find stuff just by looking around. Oh well, right now, I've got an appointment with some heartless. They're wanting a group photo shoot." Sakura said while grabbing her camera.
"Ooooh, a heartless photo shoot? Sweetness." Kelsey started to climb a wall. "I have to go make a movie- I'm filming people in their natural habitats. It's a nice way of saying stalking. : D"
~~~
Sakura came back to the Usual Spot and went over to her computer. She hooked her camera up to the computer and put in all the recent pictures she took. Fuuun.
Her friend came back, and Sakura swiveled around in her chair to look at her. "So, how was the 'movie'?" she asked.
"Very interesting. Did you know that Riku runs away from rubber mice?" Kelsey sat down by her friend. "Soooo, how'd the pictures go?"
"Cool though. I mean I never thought Riku would be one for having a fear of rubber mice," Sakura said snickering.
"About the photo shoot, it was boring until the Nobodies crashed it. Then, it was fun. I got some pictures of various heartless and nobodies. There was even a pair of them doing Romeo and Juliet! Then, there were some doing inappropriate things. My camera was on rapid take, or something like that and accidentally took it. Do you think I should delete it?" she asked blushing very lightly.
Kelsey leaned over. "I wanna see..."
"Here," Sakura said pushing away from the computer to allow Kelsey more room to look. "Hm, maybe we should send a copy of these to Xemnas? The guy seems to be deprived in that cell of his. Who knows? Maybe these pictures will cheer him up."
"That might help. But they need a bit of tweaking first." Kelsey looked around on the desktop. "Have any image editing programs?"
"Will Photoshop work?" Sakura asked minimizing the current program to show the desktop with all the icons.
"Ch'yeah." Kelsey giggled.
"Okay then. Witness my spectacular skill with Photoshop as I manipulate these photos!" Sakura exclaimed before lifting the wireless mouse and went and manipulated the photos in the manner that Light would write down the names of the people he killed. "Ugh, I wonder how he can stand doing that? It's an entirely loony action." She put the mouse down, and saved the file.
"Well, we'll send this along with the other stuff later. What should we do now?" Sakura asked.
Kelsey was sprawled across the floor. "Mmm, I'm kinda hungry. You wanna go down to that bakery and buy more of those cakes we like throwing so much?"
"Sure! Wait, let me get my disguise on. That lady last time said that if I ever stepped foot in her bakery again, she was going to shishkabob me," Sakura said with a devious grin before jumping into her closet and coming out a second or two later with a clever disguise on. Her outfit consisted of one that made her look like Ed. It also helped that she was short enough too. Wait, she was average sized, not short. Never short. A yellow wig with a braid and presto! A girl version of Ed, the perfect disguise!
"Um, hey, Sakura, isn't the point of a disguise to ...not stand out..?" Kelsey trailed off sheepishly, trying her best to point out to her friend that the bright yellow wig was downright weird, without being blunt.
"Well, that is true. Hm, I'll put these on as well then!" Sakura shouted taking out a dark sunglasses and putting it on her. Although it didn't seem to help much, it she thought, was enough.
"Plus, the lady is absolutely in love with Ed, so wearing this disguise will help me get free cakes!" Sakura pointed out with a wink.
"Oh yeeeaaah. She IS." Kelsey gave a grin. "Should I dress up too?"
"Go for it! Hm, I wonder what other anime character is her favorite. I mean, if we can't fool her, I can always use Plan C," Sakura said with a happy grin.
"..You could go in and ask her, I guess." Kelsey paused. "..Wait, what's plan C?
"Sakura grinned mischievously. "Plan C is where we steal what cakes we can and make off like the Phantom Thief Dark! Which reminds me. That's who her other favorite character is. Dark!"
She looked around her closet and found a wig that looked very much like Dark's hairstyle. "Okay, we have the wig, now to find an outfit..."
To Be Continued..... unlikely
